Unclear on the concept
The beauty of having the brain power of an overripe tomato is that the whole world is exciting and new every time you wake up.
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The beauty of having the brain power of an overripe tomato is that the whole world is exciting and new every time you wake up.
…the second night’s experiment was the sort of cooking where we each took a bite, gave a little shudder, looked at each other across the table, and then he ordered the pizza while I scraped the remains into the disposal
And that is when we discovered that the thermostat in our office had apparently decided it wanted to stand in solidarity with the freezing temperatures outside, and thought we would all prefer it to be a nice, balmy 62 degrees.
…and so I figured the only way I was going to make room for getting this thing done was to gift it pre-knit, which would then force me (through a clever method of self-guilt) to get to work on it.
…there is another test that I can fail besides just whether or not I have enough iron in my system
When you are sitting on the imaging table, wearing nothing but your socks and two awkwardly designed hospital gowns, and the first thing the radiologist says to you, shortly after ‘Hello’ and ‘So how are we doing today’, is ‘So, did your doctor prescribe you any painkillers for this?’ , it is definitely far too late to rethink that whole concept of reading about the procedure online and thinking ‘hmm. it says there might be mild cramping. Oh, I don’t need to take anything for *that*’.
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