Keeping very busy
The answer to everyone’s burning question, of course, is “no.”
…and what do you know, after a coat of paint, you’d never know what a crappy job I did putting that stupid piece of baseboard back on.
And then I turned to my very best internet friend - Google - and discovered that, in fact, there is most definitely another alternative…
I still know with absolute certainty that it was the very best thing I have ever done.
I guess I had better start mapping out where we could possibly plant a few more fruit trees in our new backyard, so perhaps in about five or six years time, I can do this again.