Accomplishing
… about the consistency of a gumdrop, but with a little stronger bite to the taste…
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… about the consistency of a gumdrop, but with a little stronger bite to the taste…
… it turned out to be a very good thing that we did all the rearranging of furniture, because that meant there were lots of places for people to gather.
…including a rather wacky board with a spinner and a list of options of What Would Bacon Do, and a hand-shaped jello mold (which I eventually ended up with)
Of course, in this case, Saint Nick comes in the form of a rather portly tortoiseshell cat…
So there was a minimum of stealing as we completed the first round…until the very first person to open a gift was allowed to steal a present. And that’s when the fun began.
…he poured himself some cereal and then started to pour the milk, and I knew, even before it started to come out, just by the way it sounded in the carton, that this was going to be a bad idea.
This morning, as I walked past the tree, I discovered the first casualty of this holiday season.
So this year, Santa, go ahead and focus on bringing things to other people who really need them, like jobs, and refinanced mortgages, and an eternal supply of empty pens in the White House…
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