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The shades of grey you were really looking for

So a long while ago, back when news first started coming out that a certain laughably bad book series was going to be made into a movie, I looked at the cats and I pondered for a bit, and then – then I had an amusing thought. Fast forward a month or two, to last September, and I put a call out on the interwebs, asking for people to send me pictures of..certain things. Fuzzy things. More specifically, grey things. It didn’t matter what species; all that mattered is that they had to be grey. And shed.

And then life got busy and I kept forgetting to go back and deal with all the pictures, and fast forward to February, when I realized that the movie’s official release date was going to fall right on Valentine’s Day and so if I was going to capitalize on this silly amusing thought, I’d better get cracking.

So today, in between making kouign amann (yes, really, but you will have to wait until tomorrow to hear more about that) and cleaning the house, I have been camped out at my computer, fighting with Google’s video editor (which is…mostly, but not completely, intuitive. Or in other words, there was definitely some swearing involved, but it was at a minimum), putting all the pictures together and coming up with text and picking just the right music, and..okay, seriously, people, I am clearly not a videographer, but I think it turned out okay, and the whole point was just to make people laugh, so without further ado, here you go.

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Today’s dishcloth is a plain old garter stitch cloth again, because people, I was busy all day baking delicate pastries and putting together an AWESOME video for all of you and who has time for caring about actual patterns? Look, here is a perfectly beautiful, flaky and delicious kouign amann to distract you from how boring the dishcloth underneath actually is. Mmm. Pastry.

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Astute readers may notice that that this is now the fourth dishcloth done in the same teal. I did warn you all I had a lot of it in my atash. And there’s still plenty more to go.



Dishcloth-A-Day: Day Thirteen

So it’s been all kinds of exciting (and by ‘exciting’ I mean the type of excitement that makes me want to smash things) around here the last few days. Yesterday I was dealing with some comments on the most recent entry and discovered that my site wasn’t working – a 500 error was all that would pop up. Gah. I couldn’t figure out what might have happened – the only thing I ever do on it these days is post entries here, so it’s not as if I’m mucking around in the backend files or the underlying database. Bizarrely, the WordPress admin side was working, sort of, but the main blog site – kaput. Nothing.

Throughout the day I checked in with Richard to see if he’d had any luck getting any feedback from the support ticket he submitted for me (it being hard for me to deal with that while in a meeting). Finally, last night, my site was back up again, with the rather cryptic explanation that somehow a specific file had been edited, but they’d fixed it, and oh by the way they also checked all our other sites and they were all fine. Hmm.

Fast forward to this morning when I decided I was going to see if they really *did* check all our sites, and hey, what do you know, more 500 errors! This time the site impacted didn’t have a WordPress install (at least not as the main page) so it made me feel a bit better about maybe it being something I’d done inadvertently, but again, it took them most of the day to get it fixed. I also went in and checked every single subdomain I could think to check – found a couple more that clearly hadn’t been fixed like the support ticket claimed, and then we sat back and waited. Impatiently. And also very annoyed.

Things seem to be working fine now, and curiously, another issue that’d been vexing Richard on another of our sites has also been mysteriously fixed. Oh, and it turns out that there were some updates to the back end server (by our hosting company). I am SURE that had nothing whatsoever to do with why everything suddenly broke at exactly the same time. Ahem.

Yes, I know, #FirstWorldNerdProblems. Doesn’t make it any less frustrating.

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Today’s dishcloth is another one with no linked pattern (yet) due to me making it up off the top of my head. I’ve charted it up though, so at some point I’ll publish it on Ravelry or something. Maybe. Some day. Don’t rush me!

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Dishcloth-a-Day: Day Twelve

I took the train down to San Francisco today, for work. It takes longer than driving, but one cannot knit while driving, and there is far less stress when one is not trapped in rush hour traffic, so that nearly always makes the extra trip time worth it.
Found a bakery on the same block as my meeting’s location (Anderson Bread, for those of you in the area), and picked up a kouign amann. I am highly amused by the fact that these things have been popping up all over the place since last year’s Great British Bake Off aired. They are still on the list of items from the show that I need to try making at least once. Thanks to the GBBO, I also know how to pronounce it correctly (it sounds like ‘queen amahn’, even though the spelling of the first word would likely not lead you anywhere remotely to that conclusion).

Today’s dishcloth – Ridge Stitch – was picked for ease of knitting while riding on a train. It’s a 4 row pattern so was super quick to memorize. I am…not sure if I would ever make it again, although that could be due to the fact that it’s got a garter stitch border and I much prefer the dishcloths without that extra edging.

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Pictured atop Sherman primarily because I felt like it (and because he didn’t really care one way or the other).



Dishcloth-a-Day: Day Eleven

Today’s dishcloth was the result of me not finding anything that jumped out at me, so just casting on some stitches and playing around. Ta da – it’s a diagonal stripe. Whee.

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I will write up the pattern at some point and upload it to Ravelry, although I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s something already out there that’s similar. There are only so many things you can do for a dishcloth, after all.



Dishcloth-a-Day: Day 10

Today’s dishcloth is the Magic Stripe hot pad. Which yes, I realize isn’t technically a dishcloth, but as I noted on the first day, my challenge, my rules, and since the whole point is to try to use up as much of my cotton stash as possible, I declare this a win.

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I folded it for the picture so you can see why it’s called ‘magic stripe’ – through the clever combination of slipped stitches and 1×1 ribbing, you get stripes of color that go horizontally on one side, and vertically on the other.

Bonus – this used up the remnants of two tiny little balls of cotton. Definitely a win.



Dishcloth-a-Day: Day Nine

So this weekend was not all just about watching Harry Potter and knitting dishcloths. It was also the weekend of the annual Free Museum Day.

I cannot actually recall if we have ever taken advantage of this in the past, although I suspect that that is why we visited the California History Museum a number of years ago. Most of the time, however, I would likely have avoided these things like the plague because ‘free’ means that they’d be super crazy crowded and overloaded with screaming children. But then I checked out the list of participating museums and one in particular caught my eye – one that I knew would not be attracting the hordes of screaming children (or hordes in general): the Museum of Medical History.

MMH-inhalersFirst off, we had no idea such a place even existed. I suspect because it lurks inside a building with next to no signage on it, and also because its normal hours are only on week days, during regular working hours, so it’s not exactly accessible to the working public. But for Free Museum Day they planned to actually be open on a weekend, plus there would be docents there to ask questions, so off we went to check it out.

MMH-nerve tonicIt was not the easiest place to find (see above for ‘lack of noticeable signage’) but it is really worth tracking down. This place is really, really amazing. They’ve got all sorts of collections ranging from pill bottles to old medical equipment. Some of the items made us cringe imagining someone having it used on them, but at the time it was all they had, and I guess it was better than dying. It was absolutely fantastic to wander through, peering through glass cabinets and being able to ask the docents about things and have them explain just what the heck that weird contraption had been used for.

I know that, a hundred years from now, people will look back on some of our current medical devices and cringe, thinking of how barbaric they seemed. But wandering through the museum, it is amazing what people were able to come up with, even in the face of incredible odds and without having access to the knowledge and technology that we have today.

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Today’s dishcloth was chosen purely because the name amused me. This is Squidge Cloth, so named because apparently it is….squidgy? I have no idea. It’s a simple, reversible pattern, which is really all I cared about, and it looks decent even *with* the variegated yarn.

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Dishcloth-a-Day: Day Eight

The Harry Potter movie saga is now done, and overall, I’m mostly happy. Of the remaining four, I think I’d only seen the first Deathly Hallows before, so the others were brand new for me.

I know that when they turn a book into a movie, that things have to be cut out, and in some cases I am fine with it (see yesterday’s comment regarding the hacking out of most of the Quidditch Tournament). But there were a lot of things that popped up in the movies that were never actually *explained*, like the fact that Harry keeps peering into a piece of glass. In the movie, no one ever explains why he has it, or what it is, or how it works – it’s just some random bit of glass he pulls out from time to time. Considering that it’s fairly central to the plot, that was a big disappointment. Oh and let us not forget that all along Harry’s been convinced Snape is evil, yet when he’s lying there dying, Harry is right there to take his memories and do exactly what Snape says.

And some things that were left out entirely. Removing the entire subplot with the house elves? Okay, that’s fine – it didn’t detract from the story. Ignoring the fact that Neville Longbottom was *also* part of the original prophecy – that I’m not okay with. By the end of the last movie I’d all but convinced myself that they were going to change things and Neville wouldn’t be the one to kill the snake, so when it finally happened I cheered. Neville, of all of them, deserved that glory.

I do feel as if the second half of Deathly Hallows addressed that whole tangle with the elder wand more successfully than the book, so at least there is that. And like I said, overall I’m pretty happy. And anyway, it doesn’t matter because now I have finally seen them all and that was the whole point of this exercise in the first place.

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I freely admit today’s dishcloth is totally phoning it in. Cast on 36 stitches, knit until done. Voila. Boring garter stitch dishcloth. Let’s just say that I’ve got a lot of variegated yarn in the stash and I didn’t feel like trying to find another pattern to deal with it.

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Dishcloth-A-Day: Day Seven

We watched the 2nd Harry Potter movie yesterday. Alas, not even the adorableness of Emma Watson could save that one. Such a relief to know they got a new director for all the remaining ones, or this franchise might have been doomed to fade slowly away. I spent the majority of Chamber of Secrets sitting on the couch cringing and reminding myself that I just had to grimly get through it in order to move on to the next one. I think the problem is that the first two movies feel as if someone decided they were actually making an action movie, but with magic (!!). And that isn’t what Harry Potter really is.

Thankfully today’s Harry Potter movies were significantly better. I know I saw Prisoner of Azkaban before, when it first came out (ten years ago), because I remember how much I loved David Thewlis as Professor Lupin (surely I am not the only one who thinks it might be kind of fun to have a boggart in the closet, right?). However, I’m pretty sure I never managed to go and see Goblet of Fire (although interestingly, Richard *did* see it, so maybe I was out of town or something – who knows), because I am sure I would have remembered the great relief I felt upon discovering that at least in the movie, the script writer had the desperately needed foresight to hack out all extraneous fluff about the Quidditch tournament and get right to the actual plot.

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Today’s dishcloth doesn’t have an official pattern. It was inspired primarily by a test knit I’m currently working on (because yes, I am knitting other things beside dishcloths this month; it’s just that the dishcloths are the only things for which I can show you pictures), which includes swaths of double seed stitch. Considering yesterday’s issue with the variagated yarn, I decided to give something a try, and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. There’s pooling, of course, since that’s the curse of the variagated yarn after all, but the texture of the pattern makes up for it.

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Because I know someone’s going to ask, here’s what I did. I cast on 36 stitches, and then I did 2 rows of k1, p1, followed by 2 rows of p1, k1, and just repeated that until it was roughly square in shape.



Dishcloth-A-Day: Day Six

I’d been hearing low rumbles for half an hour or so, but I didn’t pay them much mind. They could just have easily been one of the neighbors moving their garbage cans back into their yard, or dragging something around. But then a flash of lightning caught my eye through the window, and a few seconds later, the loud BANG of thunder, followed shortly thereafter by the frantic skittering of all the cats in the house as they reacted to the noise. And I looked through the window and thought, ah, *there’s* the storm they’ve been saying we’re going to have.

For those of you who might not be aware, California is in the middle of a serious drought (of the ‘once-in-500 years’ level of severity). We got a lot of rain in December, but it was only a drop in the bucket when compared to what we need to end this thing, and January was the driest month in recorded history (going back to the 1800s). So any mention of possible precipitation gets everyone around here anxious and hopeful and crossing all their fingers and toes.

It dribbled on and off for most of the day. But by the time I had to leave the house this evening, it was pretty steady.

The group in which I sing recently found ourselves a new home for both practice and performances – at Beatnik Studios in downtown Sacramento. It’s a wonderful space -the acoustics are terrific, and since there’s no fixed seating, we’ve got a lot of flexibility in how we perform to make the most of it. It also means we occasionally get to collaborate with other artists.

The reason I headed out into the rain tonight was to take part in this, which blended music, blessings from a Shaman, and so on, into a really amazing experience. I was one of the singers in the quartet so we were downstairs, letting our sound come up from below. Plus we found a huge piece of plastic so two of us (amusingly, the two shortest in the group) turned it into a thundersheet during the latter part of the ceremony.

Driving back home after the event, I noticed that some of the roads and off ramps are starting to flood. I am torn between being thrilled that enough rain has fallen that this is a problem, to being concerned that someone is going to get hurt when they hit one of those huge puddles. But at least it is raining. Finally. And hopefully there will be a lot more where it came from.

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I started this dishcloth with a different yarn, but about 3 or 4 pattern repeats in, I ripped that out and started over with the solid green (and yes, it’s really green, although the color didn’t come out so well in the picture below). Variegated yarns always look so pretty in the skein, but they are *such* a pain to work with later on. Pattern is Diagonal Check.

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Dishcloth-a-Day: Day Five

I cannot recall exactly what year it was that I first read a Harry Potter book. I do recall, however, that it was while I was spending the night at a friend’s house, and that I stayed up for hours binge-reading the first two books in quick succession. Later, I joined the hordes eagerly awaiting each book release, and we even went so far as to pick up our copies of the last few books at the midnight releases. Every single time we got a new one in the series I would sit down in the day or two beforehand and read every previous one all over again. I loved those books. Heck, I still do. They are not high art, to be sure, but they are incredibly fun to read, and I especially love how many kids finally found a love of reading through the gateway drug of the little boy who lived in a closet under the stairs on Privet Lane.

Recently it occurred to me that while I’ve read all the books numerous times, I’ve not actually seen all the movies. I checked Netflix, but they didn’t have any of them, and we’ve been pondering various options for tracking them down, and then someone suggested we check the library.

Here is where I guiltily admit that while I regularly avail myself of the vast network of books I can get from the library, never does it occur to me to check out *other* things. But sure enough, they’ve got every single one of them in stock, so over the past week or so they’ve all been trickling in. And tonight we sat down to watch the first one.

Emma Watson is, hands down, my favorite thing in this movie. She is cuter than words, and has the most adorable glare, and oh, I just want to pick up tiny little Hermione and keep her in my pocket to pull out when other people are being clueless idiots. As for the rest of the movie – eh. I recall being a bit disappointed by what they left out from the books, and the second time around I didn’t feel much differently. But if we’re going to do the whole series, we’ve got to take the bad with the good, and at least now it’s done with. And at least there was Emma Watson to keep it from being as awful as it otherwise would have been.

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Today’s dishcloth is a fairly simple basketweave pattern because I needed something that didn’t require much thought while my attention was otherwise distracted by Emma Watson, and Alan Rickman being deliciously cold, and Maggie Smith being EXACTLY how I always pictured McGonagall every time I read the books, and oh, also some kid who lived under the stairs.

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